A moment please about your dirty junk.

"Grindintosecond" (Grindintosecond) 10/04/2014 at 21:31 • Filed to: rants

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Wash your damn hands people! Time and again i see it. I frequently use public facilities where travellers constantly shun hand washing after utilizing their underpants junk. Are we in that much of a hurry? I see multiple doors and hand rails everyone are touching with their junk germed hands. How many others are touching things with THEIR junk germ hands? Did you befoul your junk germy hands with someone elses junk germs because they also couldnt wait for McDonalds and thought, "Nah...im in a hurry for cheeseburgers" and couldn't stand the delay of cleaning themselves? So now that escalator hand rail has everyone else's...is crotch pot seasonings to strong of a term to use here.

What about the reasons. Do they think ,"I washed my underwear furniture this morning, so since that was only 14 hours ago, Im good .." Yet you forgot about the airline seating you paid nothing for where, previously, heavy and his brother completely gassed the cushions into submission from an ill timed combination of general tso's and gummy bears. They also didn't wash their hands after a visit to the AIRPLANE bathroom and touched the arm rests and recline buttons and the tray table...the one your face was just on when you tried for a quick nap. Yep we are about as clean as everyone elses hygiene lets us be.

Imagine a business man entering the restroom with his open and powered laptop. He exits with it still on. What did he do? Simply used it while peeing. And he didnt wash up. Now his laptop is junk germy and his clients, well, his clients likely are as nasty in their workplace since it's not their home. America demands productivity! Especially during the bathroom break!

Point is folks, at the very worst, Ebola is floating around somewhere. So please do your part and clean yourself once in a while where it counts-your hands! Keep your pants furniture germs away from those of us who want to stay healthy. I promise to neutralize any effecting issues from my nether regions transmitted by my hands. Please do the same.

ranwhenparked > Grindintosecond 10/04/2014 at 21:36

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I wish this country would just switch to bowing like the Japanese so we wouldn't have to keep shaking each other's dirty hands.

Devilishprune > Grindintosecond 10/04/2014 at 21:47

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I wash my hands every time I use the bathroom, but I can't help but think my johnson is cleaner than the faucet handle/towel dispenser/doorknob etc.

I might be biased though.

Grindintosecond > Devilishprune 10/04/2014 at 21:48

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they say the toilet is cleaner than anything else in the house.

Agrajag > Grindintosecond 10/04/2014 at 21:50

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Baby steps, man, baby steps.

I agree with you though. It's scary. After I wash my hands, I look at the hand rail and wonder what all that was for.

Jedidiah > Grindintosecond 10/04/2014 at 21:56

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Ebola is fluid-born, which grosses me out more.

That means somebody would have to get their juices on me for me to catch it.

*Shudders*

Grindintosecond > Jedidiah 10/04/2014 at 22:01

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ha! Think of all the ways that can happen at an airport...Bwah Haaa haaaaa!!! Or school library....

Jedidiah > Grindintosecond 10/04/2014 at 22:02

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Welp.

Time to become a hermit

jkm7680 > Grindintosecond 10/04/2014 at 22:14

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Once you've worked at a proper restaurant for a couple of years, washing your hands is the norm. I always have anyways, but I've washed them more since entering the restaurant industry.

The restaurant where I worked had one of those "Employees wash your hands bitches." signs, I still think that it should say customers in there also.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Grindintosecond 10/04/2014 at 22:26

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If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Grindintosecond 10/04/2014 at 22:27

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I handle money for a living. If anything, I should be washing my hands BEFORE I touch my junk.